i love films so much i just dont understand why bad films are made. I know thats quite a ridiculous thing to say but think about it, who saw this on a script and said "brilliant, here's a shit load of cash"
"a film about shitting in other peoples mouths? Briliant!"
The most frustrating thing is that it actually made so much money, it angers and upsets me that the only way people can make films now is if theres 3 hours of action and CGI or ridiculous shock tactics.
This is'nt the only thing about the film industry that is retarded, its this guy.
" Fuck you die hard gamers!"
Thanks to this guy i feel disgusted when ever i walk into an arcade and see house of the dead, i can never play that game again.
"Oh whys that Seb? Surely the film can't be that bad."
Oh yeah? Have you ever seen a headless zombie who still has the ability to use his black belt skills he picked up in his human years? I never wanted to see it.. it was shamefull.
But this isn't the only game he's ruined, Alone in the dark, Bloodrayne, farcry..
OK so maybe these arent the best games in the world anyway, but they still have a fan base. A crushed and disheartened fan base. Filled with hatred. And because of his horrible take on games and distraught take on what a good film is, he is debatably one of the worst person to come out of germany.
He challenged Michael Bay to a boxing match to see who is a better director. Now i dont like Bay anymore, he's lost his charm since bad boys2 and con air, but i know he's better than than this twat. But then again a mum in her 40's would know what marijuana is..
And when i saw Transformers 2 at the cinema, all excited because the first was quite good, i was very dissapointed.. and so many questions! Like why is there a terminator disguissed as a hot chick in shia lebeouf's dorm room? why has his mum become retarded over the course of the films? why does megatron become everyones bitch? im pretty sure he's like the main bad guy in the cartoon. Gary Chalk will be pissed.


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